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Obscure (XBOX)

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Obscure is a game that busies itself pretending to be from 1995. For most people it'll be no prized peach, but if you spend your lonely Saturday nights with a first pressing of Resident Evil 1 like I do then you're in luck!

The Game Makers: The Story of Parker Brothers from Tiddledy Winks to Trivial Pursuit (Literature)

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There are more to games than Pong, the images flickering on your tv and your electronic handheld. What better company to study and learn from than the reverent institution of Parker Brothers?

Alien Hominid (GCN)

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There's something missing from my controller. Where did my Turbo button go? My thumb is growing tired. In fact, my whole hand is kind of cramping up. Stupid Wavebird. But it's so freeing! No more dragging consoles across the carpet so I can game on my couch! But still, where exactly did my damn Turbo button go?

Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door

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All filler and no substance makes for a dispiriting experience.

Devil May Cry 3

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Devil May Cry 3 weaves a delightful tale of lust and lascivious despair entirely without the aid of honey mustard, which is unfortunate. Come with me as we explore its world. We'll try to perservere, despite the curious absence of both salted and unsalted lunch meat.

OutRun2 - Violent Femme

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I have been beaten, bruised and berated, but I won't let her tear me away from the wheel.

HSX.com: H$40M

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I've been trading on the Hollywood Stock Exchange for close to a year now, and I have a lot to account for.

Resident Evil 4 (GC)

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The president's daughter has been kidnapped by zombies.

Are you a bad enough dude to save her?

Viewtiful Joe 2 (GC)

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Procrastination-a-go-go, baby! I submitted a draft of this review to peccaui probably somewhere around six weeks ago and through our combined efforts of laziness it's just coming to you now. It's like being in a timewarp! I'm gonna send you all the way back to November 2004, though you might wish I hadn't!

Cubivore - A Matter of Scale

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~1000 words about Cubivore and my cats. You can't tell me you didn't see this one coming a mile away.

Sly 2: Band of Thieves - Notes from the Rooftops

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Some have said "You put aside Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas so you could finish Sly 2? What kind of crazy man are you?" And I say "I'm a man who likes to get things done." I think it should be pretty obvious that I just don't know when to quit.

Blood Will Tell (PS2)

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My standard complaint about survival horror games, as you well know, is that there are never enough to go around. Clearly, such is not the case with 3D hack n' slash.

This game clearly highlights that quantity is not necessarily a good thing.

Spider-Man 2: Of Spiders and Sims

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It's not so much a review as it is several paragraphs of rambling 'observational criticism'.

Silent Hill 4 (PS2)

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I am a member of a curious religious cult whose doctrines prohibit website updating. By writing this article I'm going to be damed to hell.

You should be grateful!

But not for Silent Hill 4.

Jet Set Radio Future - The Thrill is Gone

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Why am I reviewing Jet Set Radio Future when I could be reviewing something that isn't over two years old? Easy - I have something to say about it.

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